Buying Flowers

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Matador (Veteran Zoner) on Thursday, 15-Apr-2010 12:52:43

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers.

Redhead sighed and said, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"

The redhead said, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days
on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 15-Apr-2010 20:40:45

LMAO!! wow.

Post 3 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 15-Apr-2010 23:20:06

Very good!

Hahahahaha

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 17-Apr-2010 20:43:23

Wow! Lmao!

Post 5 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Sunday, 18-Apr-2010 5:32:12

Oh dear. I hope they aren't roses.